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While my traitorous family did watch last night's CSI without me, I have not been idle.

You see, I have a theory, a theory that could overthrow television AS WE KNOW IT.

For a few days this fall, I kept asking myself why any show would have John Mayer appear in a vaguely foreboding, short guest spot where all he does is sing. [livejournal.com profile] bzzinglikeneon, you should turn back now.

And then I figured it out!

JOHN MAYER IS THE MINIATURE KILLER. HE IS ORCHESTRATING IT ALL FROM THE MAYERLAIR.


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It's good enough for them, is it good enough for you?


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Grissom investigates a city's plea for an end to the killings.


Great theory? Or GREATEST theory?

Date: 16 Feb 2007 17:53 (UTC)
ext_23294: Gil Grissom from CSI wearing a stupid hat. ([csi] - LAB SEX YES PLZ)
From: [identity profile] velocityofsound.livejournal.com
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN HISTORY! lololololol, yessss.

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsafemydeers.livejournal.com
ANOTHER CONVERT :D

Date: 16 Feb 2007 17:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lheena.livejournal.com
You just took a morning that was absolute shit, and made it okay.

ILU Jessie. ♥

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsafemydeers.livejournal.com
Win!!

Just be careful. He's still out there. D:

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gobsmackit.livejournal.com
If the theory concludes with Jon Mayer getting gangbanged in a prison bathroom, GREATEST.

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gobsmackit.livejournal.com
...the lack of "h" wasn't a typo. It was rather a form of disrespect. *nods*

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsafemydeers.livejournal.com
:O :O :O

Sadly, these sorts of plot arcs end with him dying. WESTERN-STYLE SHOOT-OUT.

Date: 16 Feb 2007 18:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gobsmackit.livejournal.com
HRM. Not as fun, but just as satisfying!

Date: 16 Feb 2007 20:58 (UTC)
othersideofthis: (snape sez PWND.)
From: [personal profile] othersideofthis
ILU.

Date: 22 Feb 2007 01:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabooklover.livejournal.com
OMG, that is the funniest damn theory I have EVER heard. It'd be C R A Z Y if it turned out to be true. lol.

Date: 22 Feb 2007 02:47 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessickuh.livejournal.com
You're my hero.

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