The theory so good it doesn't need evidence. Only 'shops.

[bsafemydeers]

While my traitorous family did watch last night's CSI without me, I have not been idle.

You see, I have a theory, a theory that could overthrow television AS WE KNOW IT.

For a few days this fall, I kept asking myself why any show would have John Mayer appear in a vaguely foreboding, short guest spot where all he does is sing. bzzinglikeneon, you should turn back now.

And then I figured it out!

JOHN MAYER IS THE MINIATURE KILLER. HE IS ORCHESTRATING IT ALL FROM THE MAYERLAIR.




It's good enough for them, is it good enough for you?




Grissom investigates a city's plea for an end to the killings.


Great theory? Or GREATEST theory?

Comments

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN HISTORY! lololololol, yessss.

[bsafemydeers.livejournal.com]

ANOTHER CONVERT :D

[lheena.livejournal.com]

You just took a morning that was absolute shit, and made it okay.

ILU Jessie. ♥

[bsafemydeers.livejournal.com]

Win!!

Just be careful. He's still out there. D:

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

If the theory concludes with Jon Mayer getting gangbanged in a prison bathroom, GREATEST.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

...the lack of "h" wasn't a typo. It was rather a form of disrespect. *nods*

[bsafemydeers.livejournal.com]

:O :O :O

Sadly, these sorts of plot arcs end with him dying. WESTERN-STYLE SHOOT-OUT.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

HRM. Not as fun, but just as satisfying!

[othersideofthis]

ILU.

[cabooklover.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is the funniest damn theory I have EVER heard. It'd be C R A Z Y if it turned out to be true. lol.

[jessickuh.livejournal.com]

You're my hero.