The theory so good it doesn't need evidence. Only 'shops.

[bsafemydeers]

While my traitorous family did watch last night's CSI without me, I have not been idle.

You see, I have a theory, a theory that could overthrow television AS WE KNOW IT.

For a few days this fall, I kept asking myself why any show would have John Mayer appear in a vaguely foreboding, short guest spot where all he does is sing. bzzinglikeneon, you should turn back now.

And then I figured it out!

JOHN MAYER IS THE MINIATURE KILLER. HE IS ORCHESTRATING IT ALL FROM THE MAYERLAIR.




It's good enough for them, is it good enough for you?




Grissom investigates a city's plea for an end to the killings.


Great theory? Or GREATEST theory?

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Win!!

Just be careful. He's still out there. D: